I really hate this creature.

Have I ever mentioned that I am absolutely terrified of penguins? I came across this picture and it just reminds me of how awful they are. My fear probably started about a year ago, it all started from a dream.

In other words,
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is not cute.

So, I was with Christen, Brook, and Jordan. We were all sitting at a park talking when I started to go off with Brook because she wanted to talk to me about something personal. We went off together, when all of the sudden there were like spot lighted (?) by helicopters. They were police helicopters and they took us into their custody.  So we went to jail and all of the sudden they asked us if penguins were real, and I say, "yeah?" and Brook said, "No!" The police let Brook go, but they took me to a mental institution. And Christen was with me in the mental institution and every month they would ask if we thought penguins were real, and every month we would say "yes." Well eventually, we got sick of the stupid mental hospital and wanted to escape. So, we made this big plan to escape, and we were leaving the place when we started getting chased by penguins. I then, woke up, and that is when I began to hate penguins.

Yes, random. No, not funny.
The end.