Thursday, February 23, 2012

Most elephants weigh less than the tongue of a blue whale

Twenty things I've learned in my twenty years.
1. Your hair falls out from chemo or radiation, not actual cancer.
2. If they want to judge you for your mistakes, they don't need to be in your life.
3. Saying a prayer always helps, even if its just a little one.
4. As comfortable as it is to have the walls up, you will never live life fully until they are down.
5. Don't trust anyone.
6. Drugs are stupid.
7. Addiction is easily formed.
8. Try your hardest not to laugh when people get hurt or when they are crying. You will get yelled at.
9. Nobody likes a tattle tale.
10. Stand up for yourself.
11. Honesty is really the best policy, lying almost always makes things worse.
12. Uncles are better than fathers.<3
13. Love one another and stop judging.
14. The anticipation is usually worse than whatever you are doing.
15. Steak is God's gift to the world.
16. Laugh as much as you can, it takes years off.
17. If you can't laugh at yourself, then don't laugh at others.
18. Don't dish it if you can't take it.
19. Stolen candy tastes so much better. And if you get caught. You lie, and keep lying. It is not worth it to go down for a candy bar.
20. Grandpa is always right. Unless grandma is arguing with him, then grandma is right.

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